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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
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{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
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