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Agriophara confertella is a moth in the family Depressariidae. It was described by Francis Walker in 1864. It is found in Australia, where it has been recorded from Queensland, New South Wales and the Australian Capital Territory.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do the trees get on the internet?","punchline":"They log on.","id":120}
{"type":"general","setup":"Well...","punchline":"That’s a deep subject.","id":64}
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