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Emilia Kabakov is an American artist, curator and art dealer born in Dnepropetrovisk, USSR, whose work is most closely associated with conceptualism and installation art. Since 1988, she has been frequently collaborating with her husband Ilya Kabakov. With the exception of painting, Emilia has shared the credit for all of Ilya's projects since 1997.
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