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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing is much more sensitive than humans and dogs.","length":58}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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